We have arrived Chomkaitala... We have arrived Chomkaitala...
Please step down... Everyone please step down...
Hello brother
Step down Step down please
Quick… all step down
What’s the case?
Everyone is moving away in same direction just like all mosquitoes move when under attack of 'Nimit' mosquito repellent.
Is there some special event at 'Chomkaitala'? Like a Fair?
No no ....not any fair
...Turn the wheels...
Occassion... the 'Khara' (upright) House Occassion
This is that popular 'Khara' (upright) House
No No ...Every house is indeed always in an upright position... We are not talking about that 'Khara' here...
Actually...
This house was constructed by..
Constable Late Digambar Khara
This is his son .. Late Nilambar Khara
This is his son... Late Pitambar Khara
This is his son... Late Sarbadhar Khara
And .. This is his son
Late... Oh no no! He is still alive.
Mom.. Mom
Yes .. My Dear
Everyone is a Police in this family... so This is a Police House
But why do they call this The 'Khara' House"?
Come.. Listen to me...
Come.... Listen
All the family members here are into the Police Force, right?
Yes
But.. do you know which position they belong to, in the force?
Which position in police?
Police Constables
What does that mean?
Don't you know who Police Constables are?
No
Policemen holding a stick with this hand
and wearing half pants
Absolutely not
They don't wear half pants any longer
Whatever it is .. They have to stand all the time while working..
They can never sit and work.
Okay therefore This house is called the 'Khara' House.
Yeah
Don't listen to them... Ignore their conversation.
They are just critics
Moreover, finally after a long time .. The family can no more be tagged as 'Khara' House.
Do you want to know how?
Come.. I will explain
Lombodor Khara
Where are you?
Meet the boss of the family...
Khemankari Hait Khara
Lombodor Khara
What happened? where?
Khemonkari
Are you calling me?
I hope you have understood by now that this is Lambodar Khara.
He is the one who still alive.
Please tell me.. What can I do for you?
Is there anything left to say?
Alas!
A man who has spent all his life going to Borobabu's place and doing all of his household work.
No No. I was only peeling the banana..
Why are you getting angry? Please don't get angry
No no .. Why would I getting angry? Just why?
Thank God! I was there to take up all the responsibilities of this family
Which is why my son "Notu" didn't grow up to be like any other male member of this house.
My son has become a Police Inspector.
Sister, Is Notu now a Police Inspector?
Of course
Why do you think I am conducting such a grand festival in my house?
Praise the Lord ..Praise the Lord
It will be a lesson for every critic who have uptill now called this a 'Khara' house
They won't utter a single word about this house any longer.
My Nutu as a Police Inspector is coming.
Police Inspector
I am the surprise element of 'Chomkaitola'.
More Expensive than the Kohinoor Diamond
I am the surprise element of Chomkaitola
More expensive than diamonds and pearls
Decorate the pandals and play the loud music
It's now time for the pudding to freeze
Notty, notty, notty, notty, notty
Welcome Inspector Notty K
Notty, notty, notty, notty, notty
Welcome Inspector Notty K
Notty, notty, notty, notty, notty
Welcome Inspector Notty K
Gang of thieves and robbers
You can’t do anything more
From today everyone be careful
If you break my rules
It will be your big mistake
There's no point challenging me
If someone pokes me
I have red label stick in my hand
I’ll teach such a lesson that a big crowd will gather
Notty, notty, notty, notty, notty
Welcome Inspector Notty K
Notty, notty, notty, notty, notty
Welcome Inspector Notty K
Notty, notty, notty, notty, notty
Welcome Inspector Notty K
Mom had a wish
To see me become a Police
and make my father proud of me
Whenever they are blessing me
I will become luckier
Fulfilment of dreams wil bring so much happiness
From today new game begins
Everyone will understand the power
You will see that very soon
Notty, notty, notty, notty, notty
Welcome Inspector Notty K
Notty, notty, notty, notty, notty
Welcome Inspector Notty K
Notty, notty, notty, notty, notty
Welcome Inspector Notty K
Don't be so surprised.. Don't be ..
Actually This is the modern trend
According to court
And to cope up with the modern times, "Notobor Khara" became "Notty K"
Once again... Dad, how many times have Mom asked you to stay out the kitchen?
But you will still get into the kitchen and cook.
Yes I will because
I like to cook as well as like your mom scolding me
Dear son, Nutu
Yes Mom
Once you get married
Then I will see how he manages to enter the kitchen in front of the daughter-in-law?
You wait and watch... I will get a working girl as Nutu's wife
She will do her work And I will do all the household work
Just a moment, dad
Why will a working girl be interested to marry me?
Of course! She will.
If your mom being a pass out of Class VIII agrees to marry somebody like me who is a pass out of Class V
Then why won't an Inspector like you get a working girl as your wife?
It isn't possible, dad
I know it isn't possible
Of course we will get someone.. It will happen
Not only working girl
And she would also be someone who speaks extremely fluent English.
You will have marry a working girl.
Dear Nutu... It seems you are about to spoil your 'Gutil '!
Not found!
What?
Not found!
What?
Not found! Sir..
Sir?
Not found sir!
Sir?
You couldn't find it?
So many of you are at the this Police Station but none of you could find my uniform?
And you guys claim that you are capable of catching the thieves.
Aren't you ashamed?
Sir, It's you who have crossed all the limits of shame..
And you are asking me to be ashamed?
Shut up
Constable Notty K reporting, sir
This one is yours', Sir.
See Sir
Such an Impudent
You are just a constable, and you have dared to wear an Inspector's uniform?
Why are you getting furious, sir?
Since I have worn your uniform, you can also wear mine.
Tit for Tat!
Why are you in this state instead? It doesn't look nice, sir
Do hell with your niceness!
I am telling you.. You will be finished one day due to such behaviour.
Try taking away my job and then God save your 'Gutil'!
You want to take away my job? You want to, right?
Try taking away my job and then I will show you. I will spoil your 'Gutil'!
What on earth does this word 'Gutil' mean?
Just tell me what it means and then you see what I do to you
By the way
How come you could fit so well in my uniform?
Sir, I had asked the tailor to adjust the uniform as per my measurements.
Don’t mind Sir
Excuse me, sir
My... purse
Somebody snatched it away in the streets.
Oh my God
Someone snatched away your purse
And you couldn't catch that someone?
What are you saying...
If I had caught that someone, what would you be left to do?
Take it
Take down my complaint
Madam
Why are you talking to him?
You come and speak to me
What are you saying...
Why would I talk to a constable if I am talking to the Inspector of this Police station?
Me and Constable? You think I am a Constable?
I’m the Inspector of this Police Station
Then you must be the DSP?
DSP?
You are right
You have lost one purse I will get a dozen of purse for you
Come with me.. come, come
Sir, please do something
Else some day Notty will take off all the leftover clothes you are wearing.
That's not so easy
When it's my turn
That very day I’ll definitely take off all his clothes & leave him naked
That's a promise from Inspector Deben Ghoosh
Whatsup Notty?
Yes
What all am I hearing about you?
I heard that Deben Ghoosh is going to ensure that you become naked
Ignore him.. My clothes are like that of Draupadi's clothes. He will get tired of taking off my clothes.
But even you are at fault
What was the need to steal his uniform?
I didn't take it just for fun.
I was compelled to do it
From my childhood my mother has always asked me to become an Inspector.
I am so tired of hearing this again and again. Even the inspects in my ears have commited suicide by now.
Then?
Yes, mom.. Tell me
Nutu… How is your work going?
Very good Mom
There is very tension at work, moma
Loads of pressure
There comes loads of responsibilities when you become an Inspector.
That is obvious
You are an Inspector after all.
Give me the phone
Oho, I was talking
Hello Nutu..
Yes Dad…tell me
Listen…
There is a marriage offer for you from Ramda..
Yes
What?
Yes
She works for a very big company
And is very fluent in her english as well
So what?
Therefore I was planning within a couple of days.. Rammda, HariGhatak, Pradhan and
Khyapa Master
and Sister from Anganbari
I will bring all of them to your station in a matador
What?
Yes
I have been hearing a lot of gossips of other people..
Nutu isn't even properly educated and it doesn't seem possible for him to have become an Inspector
Let them say whatever they want.
Pass me the phone.. Let me talk to him..
Hello Listen..
Do not concentrate much in what your Dad is saying.
I’ll point my fingers at everybody and show them..
That no matter what education you have received but if you have capability, You still can become an Inspector.
Now bye
Listen mom..
Hey, What happened?
My full family is coming to visit me here with all the villagers.
This is when you look for bamboo in the bush and shove it up your...
What shall I do?
Don't worry. Listen to me carefully
The colour of bamboo and the colour of our uniform is the same
Let’s go and divert the direction of bamboo bush.
Stop stop stop here…
Let me see your licence and documents..
It’s here sir…
Where are you going with all this luggage boxes?
Italy
What Taly?
It's not Taly sir..
It's Italy
Mother land of Sonia Gandhi..
Just a minute..
Let me introduce sir…
Yes
Myself Satya Mitra..
Yes
My father
And my Son…
Tathya Mitra.
We are famous docu-makers..
Docu films..
Cinema?
Actually ours last four generations
have been making documentary films
about the Gandhi family
My grandfather made a docu film
about Mahatma Gandhi..
My father made a docu film
about Indira Gandhi
I made a docu film
about Rajiv Gandhi
And now, my son
Dad
My son is going to make a docu film
about Sonia Gandhi
Therefore he will stay in Italy for a whole year
Passport
Notty, even the vehicle papers are fine.
Alright
That's okay but You will have to pay a penalty of Rs.5000/- for triple carry
Sir…father and son duo means double..Not triple
Yes. Father son duo means double
And what about God?
Up
No.. not that up, behind the both of you
Behind of us?
Behind whom, dad?
Not that.. come here…
Look at this…
God is always behind Satya and Tathya
Sir, since You are a Constable..please demand as constable. Why are you demanding like an Officer?
Who are you calling a Constable? How dare you call me a Constable?
Now wait and I will show you what a Constable is capable of!
And listen
Pay Rs.5000 fine else I will spoil both of yours' 'Gutil'.
Take him to Police station
Dad, I will go to Italy
Italy
Take it Deben..
Deben you are my old family friend
You know everything
Yes sir
About me and my wife’s separation
Coming at this age..
I miss them very much
That is obvious sir
Sir, Can I help you somehow?
I have no idea..
And after a few months I will retire
I will be completely alone
I’m very scared Deben
If someone can convince them to come back to this country
Once I get my turn, I will definitely take off Notty's clothes & leave him naked
Otherwise I will change my name from Inspector Deben Ghoosh
What happened Deben?
You can’t do this?
No Sir
I can't do this
You can’t do this?
No Sir
I might not be able to
But there is someone who can
Notty constable
what do u mean?
Unfortunately he is a constable but in terms of intelligence, He is like the father of James Bond
Ok.
When you are so confident about him,
See if it's possible to send him to Italy
yes sir..
Italy?
Yes
Where is it sir?
You don't know Italy?
Italy is in...
Italy is in Italy.
Understood, sir..
Sir
But how would I manage to bring back the SP's daughter from Italy?
Listen
If anyone can succeed, it's you
It's you who has that weapon, right?
What do you call it?
"This beautiful and innocent smile of mine can melt anyone's heart"
Till the time you have it, You are unstoppable.
Sir, the duty hours are already over
Please allow me to have a small peg Sir.
Sir, a small one..
Sir, A small one.. Like the kind for a Constable, Sir.
Please sir
Sir
Ok.
Sit here
Thank you sir
Tell me Sir, Now that I will go to Italy, What will I get in return?
Only you have all the advantages.
Once you manage to get the SP's daughter back, SP will be impressed and will promote you as an Inspector..
Why become? Consider from now that you have already become an Inspector
Is this true, Sir?
Drink, drink
Sir .. Sir... Sir
This one looks like the kind you would serve a Constable..
Please pour me one like an inspector. A bigger peg..
You are very naughty
Ok drink. drink
Sir, Stop stop stop
I had only asked for an Inspector peg...
This one is like a SP kind of peg, Sir.
You have always remain the same as a tail bagging dog
Same to you sir
It’s too much..
You are now crossing your limits
Don't forget that I am your senior..
Sorry sir..
Once you return from Italy and become an Inspector, you can cross all limits
Cross any limits you want to...
Is it sir?
But sir
What I mean is...
What about all the expenses of my trip to Italy?
All of that will be done.. You don't worry.
I will speak to the SP and frame a fake case and send you to Italy for it's investigation
No Sir. It doesn’t look nice sir.
Don’t worry..
No sir
But sir, which false case will you frame? Tell me Sir.
Don’t’ worry… Everything will take place smoothly.
No sir
Please set me free sir… please
Listen to me once
Please set me free sir… please
Tathya Daku ( Tathya Robber ).. Who is this?
Dangerous robber sir..
From a reliable source, I have found out that Tathya Daku( robber ) is presently smuggling drugs in Italy
So I thought if we send Notty for the investigation
Then the investigation would proceed and the other case will also get solved..
So
Whose planned this idea?
Tell me, Who?
Sir, this is Notty's idea..
Good..
I am impressed..
You were right
He is like the father of James Bond.
One talented constable..
But sir, I want to become a talented Inspector
Alright.
You bring my daughter back to me and I will promote you as an Inspector
Mom, why are you behaving like a child?
You only wanted me to become an Inspector
Now that I have become one, I need to fulfil my responsibilities.
You have become an Inspector and You have to fulfill your responsibilties.
As if, You cannot Fulfil all your responsibilities while staying in India. Why do you have to go abroad?
I understand everything
You don't love me anymore..
You have no attachments left towards me.
Mom, don't cry, don't cry
Mom listen
Mom, Tell me what should I bring you from Italy?
Daughter-in-law…
You have to get us a daughter-in-law. Daughter-in-law…
From Italy?
Yes
No No... After you come back from abroad
I have to anyway get married after returning from abroad.
What do you mean?
When you become an Inspector?
Aren't you already an Inspector?
Yes..yes..That is what I meant.. I have already become an Inspector
Now after returning, I will get married.
But dad, I won't marry Ram Daa's daughter..
Okay. Let's avoid 'Daa', ' Katari' (weapons).
But
Oh say something..
But have you already selected someone?
Have you Son?
When did I get the time to select?
The pressure of becoming an Inspector began right from the time my moustache started growing
O my sweetest son…
It’s ok ok..
Alright
Tell me what kind of a girl do you like?
I want
I have a mixed taste..
I want everything
I want an angel..
Not just an angel.. But the queen among the angels
When she steps on the grass, it should feel like...
the grass also felt shy.
Her hands should sway as the rice field sways
When a leaf falls on her body,
The leaf should slip off very smoothly.
Her stares should feel like it's lightening
And her smile should look like the crescent moon
Lombodor Khara
you dream shall remain unfulfilled
Now what will happen?
What is left to happen?
The kind of girls he is talking about, doesn't really exist.
She can only be found in dreams.
Such a girl can never be found in this country.
Look for one in other countries. Maybe you will get one.
Again these idiots have written an incorrect spelling of 'NOTTY'
Let's see... who dared to do this mistake?
An Angel. Not just an angel.. But the queen among the angels
When she steps on the grass, it should feel like... the grass also felt shy.
Her hands should sway as the rice field sways
When a leaf falls on her body,
The leaf should slip off very smoothly.
Her stares should feel like it's lightening
And her smile should look like the crescent moon
Excuse me?
Aaahhhh! Student!!
This is why you have spoiled the 'Gutil' of the spelling of Notty.
Notty spells N-O-T-T-Y
What is this nau-ghty?
It’s doesn’t look nice, young girl
Hello!! I am from Police Department of Italy
Idiot!!
Lady Constable!
You should have told me earlier
Lady Constable!
What’s the meaning?
Are you lady Police?
Yeah
Yes
They call the male constables 'Khochhor' and the female constables "Khochhrani" in our village.
Ok
But who are you?
I am the would-be Inspector of Bengal Police, Notty K from India the Great
Jai Hind
Hello..
Hey Mr., Behave yourself..
Same to you..
But madam why are you wearing this uniform?
It doesn't look nice
You should wear a 'khaki' uniform
This is the Police uniform in Italy
What?!!
That is really bad.
Police means 'Khaki'.. And 'Khaki' means Police
Whenever public notices them, their pants get wet.
Tif this continues here, Police officers in Italy will spoil their 'Gutil'.
What will be spoiled?
'Gutil'
If public isn't scared of the Police, then how will the robbers and thieves be scared of the police?
It seems you don't know the E of Intelligence.
That is very well understood from your E of Intelligence.
Anyways, I am getting late
Let's move
Just a second.. my luggage..
Ten euro please
Thank You.
Ten euro please
Police…
Ten euro please
Didn't I tell you, This is Police?
Open the gate
Let it be.. I will pay.
You are definitely going to spoil the 'Gutil' of Police..
What do you mean by You will pay?
Ten euro please
Didn't I tell you.. This is Police?
Can't you hear me?
Open the gate
Thank You.
I am from the Bengal Police Department. They are bound to listen to me.
Let's leave..
How nice!
Hey lady constable..
Your palace is wonderful
Are we going to stay here together?
For your kind information, this is not my place
It’s a Government guest house
Be ready by 10 a.m tomorrow. I will come to receive you
Yes
We have a meeting with the Chief for the investigation regarding the case of Tathya Daku
Ok?
Ok
No problem..
Thank you
Nice to meet you lady constable
It’s ok.
No.. You have no idea how many girls have left me.. For the first time, a girl has come to leave me
Don’t worry.. It's my duty..
Yes, you beauty..
Mr. Notty. My hand
Of course, This is my hand.. When did I say this is my hand?
Anyways tomorrow 10 am sharp..
Ok
Hello
What's up Pandu?
Finally, you also managed to visit Italy
No don't worry
Will you still not thank Tathya Daku?
You jerk!
Okay.
Yes! Yes!
Not a problem!
Don't worry!
Send him back immediately!
Not just an angel.. But the queen among angels!
When she steps on the grass... It will seem that the grass just felt shy.
Her stares should feel like it's lightening
Hey
What the hell are you doing?
The flower of marriage is blooming
Shut up
You idiot!
You are wasting your time.
What’s this?
You are trying to bribe me?
How dare you bribe Inspector Deben Ghoosh with five rupees?
Don’t be angry
Sir, see it's mentioned on the name plate.. GHOOSH..
I am willing to offer that only
You think it's "Ghoosh" (bribe) written here?
This is my name..
Deben Ghoosh..
But sir, there is an extra "O"..
It can be ten instead of one.. what’s your problem?
It’s my Guru’s instruction
My Guru Sri Gu. Instructed me to put double ‘O'
My Guru preaches not to expect anything from anybody
But.. if anybody approaches to offer something with open hands..
Never say No to him..
Take it gladly
Now you can go
But Sir, I wanted to know..
Everything's over
But what about the passports and my son?
Again, you are talking about passports and son
Trying to go to abroad by not giving anything?
Passport
You will get your son's passport back only after you pay Rs.50000/- to me
How dare you try to get back your passport in exchange of some coins?
Get out
Hello
Sir, this is would-be Inspector, Notty K, reporting
Yes Notty tell me.. What is the situation there?
It's simply amazing, sir
They are extending unbelievable respect to me
Like son-in-law
I feel like getting married and settling here..
Listen.. Do your actual work instead of your bad ideas
Don't forget about SP back here
Sir, just don't worry
My name is Notty
When you have given the responsibilty to Notty, it will be done sir
Yes that's right.. You are talking like It’s just your game
You will go and stand in front SP's daughter
And show your beautiful and innocent smile
and she would go crazy about you
and suddenly fly back to India along with you.. Isn't it?
Sir, you are just amazing..
What did I do? Yes sir
I was wondering how to get SP's daughter on track
And you made it so simple...
What did I say?
That instead of getting her on track,
I need to trap her in my love
Superb sir Love you sir.. Muuaah
I have to do it
Notty K, will you?
Just get ready now
You will succeed..
You are the lucky stone of Chomkaitola
You have everyone one needs
You have sexy looks.. You are smart.. Good health..Good height
And most importantly, you have your beautiful and innocent smile
You will succeed for sure
Now, go off to sleep..
Good night, bye
Hey
Wouldn't you wake up?
I want an angel..
Not just an angel.. The queen among angels..
Lightening in the eyes
And smile like that of a crescent moon
Hey
What are you staring at?
Aren't you able to believe?
Aren't you able to believe still now?
No..
Who is there so early in the morning..
What’s the matter? Why aren't you ready yet?
What are you looking at?
Didn't I tell you 10 am sharp.. You are late
I am waiting outside.. Be there in 5 minutes
What was this?
What kind of dream is this?
Lady constable is waking me up?
What is all this?
What is going inside your heart?
What?
You have fallen in love?
Love at first sight?
Oh.. Young boy!
What did you say?
The lady constable looks amazing in a saree
You are a rascal.. You will get screwed someday
Lady constable-madam!
You can keep your hair open at times if you please
Look Notty
You have come here only for an investigation
Concentrate on your own work
You don’t have to think about me
Ok then..
If you like the suggestion, take it, else don't
Neither will you spoil your 'Gutil' if you take it, Nor will I spoil my 'Gutil' if you don't take it.
Oh nice! Is this really a Police station or some palace?
Please may I come in Sir?
Yes come in...
Lady Constable Madam…
Sir, He is Mr. Notty K from Bengal Police, India
Oh crap! What is it that you are talking about?
Don't worry, Mr. Notty.. Be comfortable
Same to you..
Comfortable.. Comfortable..
So Mr. Notty, are you pure Bengali?
Hundred percent pure Bengali sir.. You can even bet on me.
Great.. I am meeting a pure Bengali after so long..
Fantastic! Even you are speaking good Bengali.
Actually, my full name is Din Dayal Paul
Although my mother was an Italian, my father is a pure Bengali.
It's a perfect blend of Indian spices and pasta..
You can call me D.D (bengali: sister )
You aren't my sister, sir.. You will be my brother-in-law
We will have a great time together, Sir.
Sir, he hasn't confessed yet..
You better make him confess before his lawyer gets here
Ok sir..
Sir is there any problem?
That car thief hasn't confessed yet
His lawyer will now arrive at any moment, and set him free
Sir, should I try once?
You want to interrogate him?
Yes sir..
But He wouldn't understand your language..
Don’t worry sir
All criminals understand the language of Bengal Police, sir
Sir, it's against the law.. Illegal..
Is the thief a sacred man?
Sir please sir.. one chance sir
sir please…
Ok…
Like I said, you are not going to get anything out of me till my lawyer arrives
Hey you young man.. Leave from here
Your father, the Bengali Police, has arrived
Leave..Get out..
Just look at you! You are seated here like the King.
Why do you think you are here?
Who are you?
Notty K..
Would-be Inspector of Bengal Police
What is would-be?
It's your father
Unless you people are thrashed, you will never learn a lesson
Confess this that you stole the car
Please don't beat me
What's happening?
Yes, I am the thief.. I stole all the cars.. Please save me from this mad man.
I am the thief.. Please don't hit me anymore
I gave you the right dose for the right disease
Do you want me to make anyone else confess anything?
I see somebody there...
Tell me..What have you done?
I am a thief.. Please don't hit me
I am a thief
Did you see sir? He started speaking Bengali out of fear!
Everyone say out aloud "Long live Bengal"
'Long live Bengal'…
Officers take them away
Take them, take them..
Notty.. Thank you very much..
Welcome sir..
You have done a great job..
Thank you..
Come on Notty..
But Notty, how did you manage to do all this?
I didn't do anything, sir
It's this pandu, the red label who did everything..
If thrashed with his, it will make you forget everything
Anyway
Officer
Sir
You guys start your investigation about 'Tathya Daku'.
Yes sir
And yeah, one more thing
Take good care of him
Because he is a very special guy
Sir
Ok Notty..
Ok Thank you sir..
Bye.
Did you hear what the brother-in-law said?
Take care... Take care
Let's start our work now.. We have already wasted a lot of time
This is not time waste, young lady
This is Bengal Police's lunch time
Feed me good Bengali food first.. take care take care…
That place serves good Bengali food
You go! I'll be there in a while.
Thank you..
Hey handsome..what’s up?
Hey Lady-constable..
How much do you charge for smiling?
What?
Try smiling once in a while.
You will notice that the geography of your face has started resembling Switzerland.
Nothing.. Just an irritating Bengal Police officer..
Nice. I am satisfied now.
Did you eat all of this alone?
Yes..
You will spoil your physique this way
I have already spoiled my physique
I am eating a lot to make my waist at least 38
But it just isn't happening..
It will no more be a waist then.. It will rather become a fat belly.
This is why there were cases lodged against Bengal Police and their tummy.
How do you manage to chase the criminals?
We don't chase criminals.. We change them
And once they change
They remember to come to the police stations by themselves and pay
And what if they don't come?
They will spoil their 'Gutil' otherwise
Their entire families would face crisis
You will not understand, lady constable madam.
Actually, Bengal Police functions in a higher level altogether.
Sir, anything else?
What else…
I had only asked for two 'paan' and you couldn't serve any!
What else should I ask out of you?
Thank you, sir
your bill…
How dare you ask for money from Bengal Police?
Don't you want to run this restaurant anymore?
Hey
What the hell are you doing?
He is asking money from the Police..How dare he!
Yes, he will. This isn't Bengal.. Even the Police make their payments here..
Even we pay, but no one accepts it from us in Bengal..
Actually, you know what madam..
Expectations have raised after getting so much respect
Asking money! Forget it!
Shambabu of Shambazar goes to office every morning on his cycle with cucumber..
Wow Lady-constable
You are totally looking like a heroine.
Shut up
Why didn't you pay after your lunch?
Leave it.. you are looking like a bomb..
Sexy
Hey you scoundrel!
Let me teach you some lessons
Hello
Officer Rony
There are couple of guys whose been teasing me middle of a road
Yeah I’m on the square
Notty!
The indian girl is so really hot
Oh yeah
Who is this joker?
I’m not any joker, young man
Breaker
Breaker of your bones..
Let's smash him
Bloody!
You have spoiled the 'Gutil' of Italy by touching my heroine
What’s in your mind?
Just because I am doing comedy and romance ...Have I forgotten the action?
Come Come
Rascal, You kicked my pandu?
You’re that culprit who dared touching my Lady Constable. Isn't it?
No No... Please Please..
Notty..
Notty, what are you doing Notty?
Notty, leave him alone
Notty..leave him
Who the hell you think you are?
Notty K .. would-be Inspector of Bengal Police..
Mr. Notty.. wait for me..
Just because you are a police, You think you can bully others?
You don’t pay the parking fees.. Or Hotel bill..start fighting in the street?
Listen... It's better to apply Hooliganism on criminals.
Then what remains the difference between you and those hooligans?
They disrespect woman whereas I respect them.. this is the difference..
Listen madam..be it anywhere in the world..
If somebody dares to disrespects women in front of me, I will thrash them untill I spoil their 'Gutil'
And they are toucheing My lady constable..
What do you mean by YOUR lady constable?
My lady constable means My lady constable..
Nobody else calls you lady Constable as I do, right?
Who was it you were calling at that time? Why don't you call him again?
Give me the mobile
Hello ..This is would-be Inspector Notty K
Listen
Some roadside holligans teasing madam
I beat all of them by my pandu and making their backside red with my red label
Notty.. you are just impossible..
Why.. Am I not right?
Superb
Thanks Notty..
You are welcome..
Oh wifey!
Beautiful
O wifey beautiful
My mom wants you as her daughter-in-law
O wifey flower fairy
You will be my son’s mother
O wifey beautiful
My mom wants you as her daughter-in-law
O wifey flower fairy
You will be my son’s mother
I will marry you
I will go to my country with you
You will be my wife, my wife
I don’t need anything else
Only you are my sweetheart…
I don’t need anything else
Only you are my sweetheart…
I don’t need anything else
Only you are my sweetheart…
Many other guys like you
Are waiting for me
They are thinking they will get me There is a long queue
No no am not flirting
For you my love is pure
I will give you my daydreams Please be mine
You will be my queen
I will keep you happy always
In cloudy nights we will be together in love
I don’t need anything else
Only you are my sweetheart…
I don’t need anything else
Only you are my sweetheart…
I don’t need anything else
Only you are my sweetheart…
I will take you to the shopping, we will have dinner together
We will roam around the world, please accept it
Son you are very naughty
Never seen like you before
ok I will be your partner, please be mine
You will be mine always,
I will keep you in my heart
In cloudy nights we will be together in love
I don’t need anything else
Only you are my sweetheart…
I don’t need anything else
Only you are my sweetheart…
I don’t need anything else
Only you are my sweetheart…
You have found her?
Yes..
I told you .. My words can never fail..
Give it to me.. Nutu I’m your Dad..
Nutu.. she is a working girl, right?
Not a normal working girl, dad.. She works for the Police Department..
Hello, Won't we get to see her?
You will definitely see her..
First .. let me tell her
Just me liking her isn't enough.. Even she needs to like me, right?
No one can not dislike my Nutu.. Dislikes him?
She will regret all over her life.. What do you think?
She will like me, right Mom?
Obviously..
Is it possible not to like her?
I had finalised her
For my son I have finalised her since the time she was growing up..
Oh shit.. I had almost committed a blunder..
Mom…
Hey Simi.. Come sit!
Do you recognize them? You don't?
She is Sakhsi Aunty...
And her son Sandy
HI
Whispers
Naughty boy.. Naughty boy.. Naughty boy..
He is asking if you know the snake dance?
What?
Get out of my house.
Hey girl, whom do you think you are pushing away?
Your mother had only invited us
Otherwise I would not come here even to spit
Get lost
Mom..
Where do you get hold of such Mumma's boy?
He was such a sweet and simple boy
But You made him leave the house.
Mom, I am telling you for the last time
That I won't marry any Bengali guy..That's it!
But you are forgetting that I am equally stubborn
I will ensure that you marry a Bengali boy only..
What happened? Why aren't you ready yet?
O lady constable.. this is my fault
I shouln't have eaten so much yesterday.
I think someone has given a glance…
What do you mean?
It’s means..I am suffering from loose motion
Look my left hand is not dry since morning
It’s ok.. What are you saying
I do not understand these Bengali words..
Don’t you understand loose motion? Just touch and feel it.
Ok it’s alright…take rest…
But what about the investigation?
I will take care of that.
You take rest. ok?
Sure
Yes yes yes
I would have managed with a mug and a bucket.
That wouldn't be needed.. You take rest
Sure?
Yes yes
Hey
Have you ever thought what the lady constable would feel if she gets to know the truth?
What?
You will say sorry to her?
Do tell her.. Afterall, it's a matter of self-respect
You only get these ideas
You are a rascal
You will definitely be screwed one day..
Oh nice
Praise mother Italy, Praise!!!
Mission Sameera Day 1 starts..
B-O-L-L-O
BOLLO
O Where is Sameera? Where have you gone ..?
Show me this one
Alright,
Here is it BOLLO…
Got Sameera!
Good morning..
Where is Sameera?
Sameera? Who is Sameera?
How do I say?
A beautiful…Bengali girl
Didn't understand?
The owner.. don't understand?
Owner
Oh yes.. The owner is a Bengali
Let me call her
Madam madam.. Someone's calling you..
Yes..
Sameera?
You are looking out for Sameera?
Oh god
She speaks just like SP.. both are 'Bangal'.
Hello..
What are you looking at with your mouth wide open?
No.. I mean.. Actually..Are you Sameera Basu?
How does it matter to you what my name is!
Tell me why are you here
The fact is that…
Oh you want to get a manicure done?
No..
Why are you feeling shy?
Guys even get their eyebrows threaded these days...
Come in..
Sit here
I will file your nails.. give me those
No.. You can't do this..
If Boss gets to know that I made you work for me, then Boss will be angry
Which Boss? Everyone is a Boss here!
No, Not that Boss. I am talking about the One who is above me
I can't sit and make a woman work for me in this manner.
NO, NO, NO it doesn't look nice no
You sit here
It seems you have done a crash course in decency..
No no no that's not the thing
Actually I, f a Bengali boy finds such a cute Bengali girl then
What did you say? Cute?
Yes.. You are so cute..
Cute.. Liar .. people call me fat
People are weak that's why they call you fat out of jealousy..
That's enough. Now stop flirting..
No but whatever I am saying is true.
If you weren't present here, then this beauty parlour would have only been a parlour.. Beauty would be missing.
Can I say one thing?
You are a proper Bengali
You guys know how to flirt with a girl
I will give you one kick..
How are you going to handle this XXX size girl and take her back to India?
I don't know what to do.
But no Notty. You can’t lose your hopes.
Let's see. I will try tomorrow once again
How are you feeling today?
Health? Our body will adjust to whatever we put in it.
What happened?
I will just be back..
Oh my God. I was fine but it all started again from morning today
Oh my God!
I can't feel my lower portion
My body seems paralysed from under my waist..
Don't worry.. I will come back tomorrow..
But the investigation?
Don't worry about it.. You take rest..alright?
Sure?
Yes
SP Sir, you wouldn't understand how big a sacrifice I am making for you
I am letting my angel go away from me just to get your daughter back..
Leave it
What happened?
What are you saying?
Lady Constable would be feeling bad?
That's obvious
Everything should be sorted out in a day or two
Okay
You are a rascal.. You will definitely be screwed one day..
Mission Sameera
Day 2
Sameera!
My lakh rupees diamond
Sameera!
I got scared
Take it .. it’s only for you..
So, why have you come here today Notobor?
Sameera and Notobor always work together
Do you know Sameera?
I thought I will miss my family after I come here.
After yesterday.. I think I wouldn't even be able to go back now..
But why?
Because someone here has become very close to me..
You Liar..
I am not lying.. Trust me
I feel like taking you back with me.. And introducing you to my family
West Bengal?
Yes
But you will have to speak to my mother before that
When do you want me to meet your mother?
Tomorrow
You have lunch at our house
I will cook for you..
What?
Fantastic.. you will cook?
Fantastic!
What will you cook?
Mung Lentils prepared with fish head
Rui fish kalia
Mutton curry and mango chutney
All will be available.. I will cook
We will sleep for sometime after eating..ok?
I will give you one kick..
Would-be Inspector of Bengal Police, Notty K, reporting sir
You haven't reported about anything for quite some time..
Sir, Sameera is coming to India.
What?
Yes
Your brain, my good looks and your blessings is sufficient for success
Ok sir. I am disconnecting the phone now
See you day after tomorrow.. Bye!
Sameera! Sammera!
The rascal is coming back so soon?
Mr. Notty… Mr. Notty
Mr. Notty
I’m here madam lady constable..
Which direction?
I’m here in the room…come…
Here I’m madam..
What is wrong with you?
What can I do madam?
The situation from yesterday night..
I was compelled to stay inside for 20 mins in every 5 mins interval ..thus I decided to shift here.
You mean.. you spent the night here?
Yes,.. I didn't want to take any chances..
Otherwise the 'Gutil' of Bengal Police would be spoiled.
Ok you stay here.. I will send a doctor for you..
Lady Constable madam.
The toilet paper is over.. Can you please pass on some old Newspapers..
Disgusting..
Please
Disgusting.. Disgusting
Within a couple of days, you yourself will be saying
Notty, You are Interesting.. Interesting... Interesting
What?
You are now crossing your limits
What? what did you say?
Oh! Once you become an Inspector, you will come to Italy again?
You will take your lady constable with you?
You are a rascal
You will definitely be screwed one day..
Hey Driver, Will you go?
Where do you want to go?
Near the square
Ok
Today I’m up.. sky is down
Today I fast fast, world is slow slow..
Today, my cute Sameera looks a lot more prettier
I will give you one kick.. come in..
Le’s go..
Mom, meet Notobor..
Hello aunty..
How dare you! After today... don't you dare call me aunty.
You can call me Rupashi Aunty..
Munni..Call up your father and inform him that a guest has come..
Also, Ask him to get your grandmother along with him.
Where did these father and grandmother come from?
But why? Don't you have a father or a grandmother?
I didn't mean that
What I meant is..
But Is your father your mother's own husband?
Why? Isn't your father your mother's own husband?
No no. Of couse! He is her own husband.
What I was saying is..
Where is the washroom?
You shameless!
That way.. You can go..I will give you one kick..
I will be right back
Hello
Hello sir, would-be Inspector, Notty K, reporting..
Yes Notty.. Tell me..
Sir, I have found your daughter,
You have found her?
Yes sir
And she is willing to come back to India with me..
Oh really..
Sir, your wife has married someone else..
What?
Madhobi has married someone else?
No ..Not Madhobi, Sir. Ruposhi..
Who Rupasi?
What are you blabbering? You even renamed my wife?
No sir.. it’s true.. Call up your mother.. she is in Italy.
My mother had passed away while giving me birth..
And you are sending her to Italy?
Sir, maybe she shifted to Italy after passing away..
Rascal.. if you were here now in front of me..
Hey you rascal
Why do I feel you have spoiled your 'Gutil'?
You are a rascal.. You will definitely be screwed one day..
I was about to die.. what a mad man…
What’s the matter?
Hey lady constable, what are you doing here?
You tell me what are you doing here?
You?
Directly you?
You are lucky that I remained calm even after suspecting you
Suspect?
What suspect?
Tell me why were you trying to deceive Dolly and take her to India?
Dolly?
Who is Dolly? She is Sameera
Notty.. No.. I am Dolly.. not Sameera..
Then who is Sameera?
I am Sameera..
That's impossible.. Sameera works at a beauty parlour.. You are a lady constable
Correct.. My mother hates policemen
So after got this job I opened a beauty parlour
I asked my friend, Dolly, to look after the beauty parlour..
Why didn't you tell me earlier?
I unnecessarily kept going after Dolly?
You were unnecessarily after me? Didn't you love me?
No.. I mean I did fall in love
But that love was for Sameera..
I will give you one kick..
Sameera..Take Notty and leave this house imediately!
Aunty…
Get lost..
From that day it seemed to me that you are not as bad as it is..
But I was wrong..
As a policeman, you were not ashamed to play with a innocent girl like Dolly..
But Lady-constable I am..
Just shut up Notty..
Get ready
I will get you deported from Italy with the help of D. D.
I will also make arrangements to remove your police uniform in your own country.
Mind it…
Fortunately, Lady-constable have not yet understood that I have come here to take her back to India
But if I am not able to take her back to India
Neither will I become an Inspector, Nor will I have my job of police anymore
Also, I won't be able to make her my father's daughter-in-law
What to do?
What should I do?
Tell me something please
Don't worry. There will definitely be some way.
Rather, All of you take a small break.
Come back soon
Hi, Are you done having the tea and coffee? Are you relaxed now?
Yes sir, done
Sir, Now please tell me where is my father Satya Mitra?
There is no one. No, there is nothing called truth
Whatever is going on now is nothing but lies
Can’t you see how each time that boy is getting saved with his lies?
Hi, Notty
Sir, SP's daughter doesn't run a parlour here
What? SP's daughter doesn't run a parlour in Italy?
No sir, she told her mom that she runs a parlour here. Actually she is in the Police Department
Sir, I can’t think of anything else now
Sir, please tell me what to do?
There is nothing to be done now
She will kick you out of there
Stop dreaming about becoming an Inspector
Sir, what is my fault in all this?
SP sir rules whole district, but didn't know that his daughter is in the Police Department
When her mother doesn't know, how do you expect SP to know?
Sir, you have nailed it.
Did I actually nail it again?
Yes sir. You have nailed it.
What? How?
Got it sir.
Now I will see how the lady police will kick me out of this place
Love you sir, Muah
What? How did I nail it again, I don't understand.
Eat and check if it tastes like your mother cooks it?
By the way it looks, I can easily say that it will definately taste like my mother cooks it.
Mom
Coming!
Eat it son
Why don't you feed me personally once like my mother?
Please, just one time please
So sweet, how adorable you are. Ok ok wait
Take it.
Open your mouth
Mom
Oh my dear boy!
You? What are you doing here?
Don't behave in this manner, Simi
Friends often fight.
But why for that..
Friend? Whose friend? He isn't my friend
Didn't I tell you, aunty ...that she is pissed off with me?
But this isn't fair.
If I tell you now that she doesn't run a parlour, would that be fine?
What?
Don't you run a parlour?
No Mom
He isn't just my friend. He is my best friend.
Notty do you know, you became very naughty these days
Mom, listen to me
Mom get something for me to eat please. I am really hungry
You guys talk, I will just go and get something for you to eat
Go go hurry up
Listen, be friends
Are you hungry? Eat this
Be careful Mr. Notty
If my mom gets to know anything, then
She wouldn't get to know anything if you don't get me deported
No, it’s my duty
Then even informing aunty about everything is my duty as well
After all, she has fed me with her own hands. If I still don't tell aunty, Won't I get my 'Gutil' spoiled?
Aunty
Notty, keep shut
Fine, I won't get you deported
Promise?
Promise
Fine, Then I won't tell anything to aunty
What wouldn't you tell aunty, Notobor?
That Sameera works for the Police Department
What?
What!
That means
Mom, Mom.. I can explain mom
You kept lying to me for so long
You are into the Police Department?
This is your price for my sacrifices?
Mom, listen to me once please
Don't utter a single word
Today, you have proven
That you are your father's daughter
And that I am just not important to you
Your father's rudeness compelled me to come here
And now you? No no
Mom, Mom don’t say like this
If you want I will resign from the Police Department tomorrow itself
No aunty. Not tomorrow
Ask her to resign today itself
What if you change your mind tomorrow?
Why will I change my mind?
It is possible that tomorrow you might start feeling that you are wrong
Why will I feel that I am wrong?
You wouldn't.. But what if you do?
If Sameera was a boy then you wouldn't have had an issue with where she is working
The problem exists only as Sameera is a daughter
Hmm…
Yes.
Holding girls back at home is our culture.
Girls would only do household work. Cooking. Cleaning the house and utensils. Look after children
Why would a girl work for the Police Department. Isn't it?
Hmm…
Yes.
Even if girls reach the Everest or the Space, but our daughters shouldn't move ahead in life
They would be caged inside the house.. And one day, they would be married off.. Isn't it?
Hmm…
Exactly
Once they are married off, nothing else matters, irrespective of how bad the husband might be
She would continue bearing all the torture.. This is exactly what our culture and education is.
And this is what we will continue teaching to our daughters as well.. Isn't it aunty? Wake up
I meant wake up from within aunty
Why will we allow daughters to do what they like? Why would they be independent?
End their freedom.. Stop them.. This is our culture..This is our history
Long live Bengal.. "Inquilab Zindabaad"..
Did I speak too much, aunty?
No.. Whatever you have said is absolutely logical
You have opened my eyes
Each family needs a son like you.. Then every daughter will live like a human being
Mom
I mean it Sameera
It's been our fault. The fault of people from our Country
No no, not any more Simi.
You do whatever you feel like doing, Yes you will do it
Really mom?
Yes…yes
I love you mom…
I love you too
I love you three
Thanks Notty. I am really grateful towards you
Just a thank you won't be enough
Ok listen; don’t get me deported from Italy now
No Notty. I would be in serious trouble if anyone gets to know
This isn't fair
If you don't fulfil your promise, you will be born as a dog of Kalighat in the next life
ok ok
Uff what an anger!
Alright fine, I won't get you deported right away
In fact, I don't want to let you go as well..
So you want to hold me back?
Hold me.. Hold me..
Tightly hold me
Shut up
Listen
I want to tell you something..something personal
Will you listen?
Even I wanted to tell you something very personal
But you go ahead first
Ladies first
Notty, do you know
When I was 4 years old
My mom and dad separated and mom came here along with me
From that time slowly I realized that I also need a dad in my life
I used to feel angry about dad
And I had started disliking every guy because of it
Even I had decided that I would never get married
And then one day I realised
That all guys are actually not the same
She is talking about me for sure
You know Notty, I have finally found someone
who I feel connected with
That means, I am someone she feels connected to
Yes, I have finally found my prince charming
Prince charming
I
Love
Marco
Marco Salvador.. My sweetheart..
But you know
Mom only wants a bengali boy for me
Will you manage Mom for my sake? Please..Please..Please
Me?
Yes. You
You promised me
And you know what happens when you break your promise
What was your promise?
I need to convince her mother
A matchmaker at the end?
Listen stop discussing about matchmakers.
Why sir? What blunder did a matchmaker do to you?
Such matchmakers have ruined my life several years back by his false statements and my life has ended in a hell, hell
Sir, again you have nailed it..
Again?
Yes sir.. A matchmaker can do everything..
He can make as well as break a marriage.
You are my real boss sir. Love you sir. muah
God!! I need to become a dumb now
How are you ‘kochi’?
‘kochi’? What is ‘kochi’?
Ahem. It means friends, super friends
If you act smart with Marco, you have no idea what I would do to you..
I don't need to act smart.. This guy is already a joke
Total cartoon..
Cartoon? What’s going on Simi?
Just a minute Marco
Fine.. I will immediately get in touch with D. D.Paul
Paul? Brother brother brother My brother…
See he likes you
Oh I like him too
Excuse me
Have fun ok?
Yes Hello mom
Bloody, you want to marry a Bengali girl? You will marry a Bengali girl?
I will ensure that you forget about her completely
You will end up spoiling Notty's 'Gutil' it seems..
What are you saying, brother?
I am planning to screw you
Would you like a drink?
Drinks drinks, yes I do. Simi told me about drinks
Have your drink.
Drinks?
Yes
This is all yours! Drink drink
Take it
Mom wouldn’t accept Marco because he was dancing with girls?
This is rubbish
Dancing like this is a part of their trend. They like it
But Do you believe in this trend?
Wrong thinking. I have no problem with this
That is why you had started being restless on seeing Marco dancing with those girls? And Is that why you were sobbing and your eyes turned moist?
I know you did feel bad after watching Marco like that
No.. I am not an emotional fool
But you are afterall a Bengali
No Bengali girl can ever accept her lover dancing around with other girls in that manner..
Not even you
I am still suggesting that you should marry a sweet Bengali guy
All Bengali boys are not the same
Thanks for your advice. I am calling Paul
See, why are you calling paul?
Fine.. Tell Marco that he needs a few days of training before he meets your mother. I will ensure that aunty likes him in one chance.
Not happening yet, young boy. There has to be some tune. You need to make a big sound. Try try try
Try try
No not happening. Listen. If you want to tell your mother-in-law that you have liked her food then you need to make a big sound
Like atom bomb
Like atom bomb?
Yes. Try try try
Wonderful.. It’s was absolute nuclear bomb
Now please tell tell how should I praise Sameera’s mom?
Don’t worry.. I will teach you everything. Let’s go
When are you going to inform mom about Marco? If you don't tell her then I would call up Paul right now..
Why are you so rude? You can also say this politely
If you talk to me politely then I will also tell aunty everything politely.
What would you tell me politely, Notobor?
That Sameera is in love with an Italian guy…
What?
What!
That means…
Mom, mom, I can explain
What will you explain to me?
I told you so many times that bring an Bengali boy I will fix your marriage with him
Mom, please listen to what I have to say
I know very well that you don't respect or love me one bit
Mom please don’t say like this
If you want, I will end my relationship with Marco tomorrow itself. I promise
No aunty.. Not tomorrow
Ask her to end her relationship with Marco today itself
What if you change your mind tomorrow?
Why would I change my mind tomorrow?
You wouldn't.. But tomorrow you might feel that you are wrong
Why will I feel I am wrong?
You wouldn't.. But what if you do?
See, if Sameera was your son then you wouldn't have been bothered about who is getting married to.. Isn't it?
Hmmm…
That's it.. Holding back our girls at home is what is our culture
The daughters shouldn’t be allowed to have a heart... They shouldn't be allowed to fall in love with a guy of their choice
We should get them married off to whoever we want.. Isn't it? This is our culture..This is our education..
And this is what we would teach our daughters as well
Isn’t it, Notobor?
Yes.. I mean this is what we have continued doing.
Listen son, tell me honestly
Where have you learnt this lecture from?
Honestly
In class 5, three boys delivered lecture and I got the third position
But everything said and done, whatever you said makes sense
You are genuinely a diamond.. Whichever girl gets to marry you would be extremely fortunate, as she would continue smiling all her life
Simi
Yes mom
Except Notty, no one could have corrected me
Do whatever you want to do in life, don’t lose a friend like Notty.
Mom, I love you mom
I love you too
Ok wait wait
At first I would like to meet the Italian guy, then I will examine him
and only then I will come to a decision
By the way, when will he come home?
Mom, don't worry.. I am your drunk Italian son..
But still I continue holding on to the bottle.. Don't worry, I know how to flirt with a girl
I am done
Simi, a beggar has come.. Pay some euro to him
Aunty... This is Marco
What?
Myself Marco…
Marco Salvador. And I am a chef and I own a restaurant
Ok that’s good, so what do you know about our Bengali culture?
I know a lot about the Bengali culture
In fact, I love the Bengali culture
And Specially the food.. And this food
Here.. I will show you
See it’s very good
Yeah, ok, alright
And you are good too
I want to tell you that I have never seen a bomb like you before
You monkey! I will give you a tight slap.
Marco, What are you saying?
No no Simi, Let me tell what I feel..
Mom, I am promising you that I will torture your daughter to all extremes
I will break her teeth
Blast her nose, Pull her hair and bang her head on the wall
You wouldn't be able to recognize your own daughter
I am done.
Notty, I will kill you.
It isn't my fault.. I taught him all the right things
I think he is getting confused
He has learnt all this from someone else
Stop speaking crap Notty.. I haven't ever seen a wicked like you
Same to you
I haven't ever seen a bomb like you before
Shut up, Marco. Don’t utter a single word
Today everything is shattered because of you
Now sit and eat sweets..
Ok, I am done
Stop laughing. Marco needs another chance
Need to tell mom that Marco will cook for mom
And this time, it would be me who would train Marco. Is that clear?
Good
Come Marco
Oh no! Another chance?
If Marco gets another chance, then he would definitely manage to impress aunty
Notty, It's high time you start thinking about what you could do now
Yes Notty.. Tell me.
Sir
I couldn't do it, Sir.
You couldn't?
Wow... that is some news indeed.
That means you are not returning to this country anymore.
No sir, How would I return, sir?
What would I tell mom when I return?
I had promised dad, and couldn't keep his promises.
I had also committed to SP Sir but could also not keep his word
Don't cry, Notty
If you don't stop crying, then even I will end up crying
Sir, please nail it for the last time
Absolutely not.. I wouldn't nail it today for sure
Sir, please sir
Sir I swear on your wife, on your mother-in-law
If you don't nail it today, then your mother-in-law would die, sir
Let her die
My mother-in-law has become a burden.. She has come to my house, and is saying that she would stay with me after this. If I object then my wife will kill me
And if I agree, my mother-in-law's presence will kill me
I would genuinely be relieved if my mother-in-law dies
Sir, you have nailed it once again
Even today? How?
Yes sir.. Superstar.. Brilliant.. Love you, sir.. muah
Whatever I say he says I have nailed it, what kind of person is He
Hey Simi
Tell your mom about the speech
Mom, Marco has prepared a speech for you
Marco
Dearest mother-in-law
I would like to apologize for that night
I know that you want a Bengali groom for Sameera
But I promise
That I would keep Sameera very happy, very happy
Spell it correctly
Yes, yes
I would keep her happy
You will say later that Marco is better than any other Bengali boy
That's it.. Thank you
Finally I am done
Okay young boy, it seems you have learnt a lot, idiot.. But wait
Now wait... Let how I spoil your 'Gutil'
Aunty, I feel you should say yes
And since Marco loves you so much
I even think you three will live together very happily
What do you mean? I will stay in my daughter's family?
Yes
Oh no. no no. this won’t happen. It’s not right
Not right means?
Aunty, Do you want me to start my lecture yet again?
Sameera why don't you say something?
Yes mom, Notty is right. You will stay with us
I would get my mother's love and Marco's companionship at the same time
Yes
Marco, I want my mom to stay with us after our marriage
I hope you are ok with that right?
Right means. Absolutely right
He isn't like a Bengali groom
He is better than a Bengali groom.. Isn’t it Marco?
Simi, can I speak with you personally for a minute?
Now You are about to spoil your 'Gutil'.
How are we supposed to share our life with someone else?
She is not a stranger, Marco.. She is my mom
So? How do you expect me to live with your mom?
Look Marco, I am her only child. I can’t leave her alone after my marriage
And if I do, who else will take care of her? This is my responsibility. This is my culture.
I don’t care about your stupid culture or your stupid tradition
How dare you speak to me like that?
I respect you alright. You better respect my culture
And one more thing, after marriage mom is going to stay with us. And that’s final. You got it?
I don’t want to live with your mother. Send your mom to your father or someone else…
How dare you insult my family like that? If you can't respect my family then you don't need to marry me
I don't understand what you just said but all I have to say is.. Get lost you stupid Bengali girl
See what I do to you...
Mom let’s go..
I am done
Aunty, let’s go
Finished.. Marco’s chapter is now finished
I should call up sir once
Prepare that 'paan' very well, ok?
Hello
Would-be Inspector Notty K reporting, sir
No.. Today, I won't give you any idea
Sir??
Every time you are getting ideas from me and using it against me
Sir??
No
Sir??
No
Sir??
No
No, I won't tell you anything today
No Sir, you don't need to give me any idea today
Sir I have called you up to give you the good news
Sameera and Marco's relationship has ended
I would be getting back with Sameera now
Thank you very much sir
All this was made possible only because of you
Sir, I would request you to do me few small favors
What favors?
Kindly get the Police Station properly cleaned
Get a new chair prepared for me
And ask the tailor to stich an Inspector's uniform for me
But I can’t understand one thing
Why will she agree to come with you just because her relationship has been ended?
Sir, I think you are forgetting
That you only had said that if I go and stand in front of SP's daughter, she will fall in love with me, and agree to come back with me
I think You are being overconfident
It's all by your grace, sir… sir can I say something?
Even if I become an SP, I won't forget you sir.. It's a promise.. Love you, sir…muah sir…
I didn't say anything today.. But he is still coming back
You want to come back right? Come and you will see
He doesn't know Deben Ghosh yet.. I know how to finish your job career…
Hey lady Constable… you are here
And I have been looking for you almost everywhere
Today, I would tell you something very personal
I have been trying to tell you this for a very long time now
Look Notty, I am not in a good mood
Please stop blabbering right now
Listen lady Constable, listen
You can’t break down in one heartbreak
You have just experienced one heartbreak.. But I have experienced several such heartbreaks
yet I haven't given up… I kept on falling in love again and again
I truly believe that someone or the other is there for everyone.. isn’t it?
I ain't like you. We are different, Notty.. So just stop comparing
Please I am not in a mood right now
Why shouldn't I compare?
Both of us are constables.. And what do you think? Your heart is good and mine is bad?
You must have thought that you will come and blabber, and I would be elated and will end up hugging you and thanking you
You just need to thank me.. I will do the rest..
Notty, Will you leave or should I call up Paul?
Paul yet again? This isn't fair
You know why God has sent us to this world?
For love
And the person who ignores that that love.. God will never forgive that person understood?
Stop stop stop it Notty, I just can’t take this anymore
Just get lost
Ok, ok ok ok ok .. But lady Constable.
Just go
But lady constable
I said go
Lady Constable listen. Ok ok
What's this?
My beautiful and innocent smile can melt anyone's heart
What?
People say that I am so smart, sexy and good looking that I can impress any girl with my smile.
Notty
Notty, You were right.. Not all Bengali guys are same
Some are like you as well
What do you mean by some are like me?
Foolish, talkative, always smiling?
Yes, Stupid.. Idiot.. and always smiling.
Yet Someone who can do anything to ensure that I am happy and there is a smile on my face
One Who can manage my mom
One who points out my mistakes
And the one who make up his love stories just to make me smile
Thanks, Notty
Lady Constable.. Your hand
Oh yes, I know it's my hand
Did I say they are yours?
And moreover, you kept holding on to my hand for so long, can't I hold yours now?
You didn't have the courage to not let go off my hand
But I do have the courage…
Notty?
If I will not let go off your hand for whole life. Then?
Come to the corner of my heart
And make me crazy
Come to the corner of my heart
And make me crazy
Fire is burning in my heart, dreaming only about you
Alive because of you, I will die for you
How will I explain to you?
Come to the corner of my heart
And make me crazy
Come to the corner of my heart
And make me crazy
This heart has fairytales in various names
Secretly I sent you letters in envelope of clouds
I also fly with full of dreams
I also care for the rain
Reaching the tide of love
Make me crazy
Come to the corner of my heart
And make me crazy
Whole night I am adored by your love
How do I stay away from you?
Why you are hiding?
I know if I take one step forward, you will come
Come to the corner of my heart
And make me crazy
Fire is burning in my heart, Dreaming only about you
Alive because of you, I will die for you
How will I explain to you?
Come to the corner of my heart
And make me crazy
Come to the corner of my heart
And make me crazy
Mom, Mom
Coming simi
Where are you?
Coming
Mom, mom, where are you? Mom?
Hey
What happened?
Why do you look so disturbed?
What is the case?
You have called me a rascal for this long, right?
Brilliant.. You have started speaking as well…
Yes, you are continuing to commit mistakes in the desperation to become an Inspector
For how long do you expect me stay quiet?
Don't you dare spoil my 'Gutil'.
After looking at Notty K's innocent face, no one can say that he can commit any mistake
Tell me something honestly, do you actually love Sameera?
I truly love her, trust me… Gradually, I have fallen in love with her
Till now, I never took love seriously.. But now, it seems I won't be able to live without Sameera
I think I won't be able to live anymore without Sameera.
Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
She is SP's daughter, and you are just a constable…
You are now crossing your limits
In fantasy love stories, all this doesn't matter…
Even in real love stories, these things usually don't matter
But in none of such stories, the guy is as selfish as you.. Or a liar like you
In the desperation to become an Inspector, you found her…
You lied and became dear to her mother…
You lied and broke her relationship with Marco…
You trapped her in your fake love.. Will you continue doing this with her all your life?
Hey rascal.. Don't cross your limits or I will slap you…
Why did you stop? Come.. Hit me…
Notty, have you seen a coconut?
Tough on the exterior and extremely soft and sweet inside…
Sameera is like a coconut…
The fact that her parents separated when she was very small made her keep a tough shell around her
With your fake love, she has started shedding off the hard shell gradually..
Now, if she gets to know the truth about you, will she ever be able to recover from the shock and pain?
Tell Notty, tell. Why aren't you saying anything?
Hey, shut up
No
I won't lie anymore.. I will go and tell her everything.. I will smile and I am sure she will understand
She definitely would understand
Thank you.
Ok..
Say, its ok…
Sameera?
She is upstairs…
Arey lady Constable…
You are here
And I have been searching you everywhere in the office
What are you doing here alone?
Anyway..
There are a few very important things that I need to tell you…
Even I have something to say
Who would start first?
You or me?
You start…
Ladies first…
As it is, I keep blabbering all the time…
Do you love me?
Why? Don't you know?
Still, I want to hear the answer from you…
Yes I do…
Even I love you…
And you wouldn't find any gaps in my love for you…
Is your love for me the same?
Lady Constable..
I know I speak too much..
I am not serious, I have several shortcomings..
But trust me lady constable as far as my love for you is concerned there isn't any gap in it…
Well,
would you agree to do whatever I say if I ever find a gap in your love for me?
You will not ask me any question…
I wouldn't even think twice if you ask me to die…
Thank you
Thank you Deben Sir…
Today only for you, I have reached the Italian ground…
Hands up…
Who is Tathya Daku? My name is Tathya Mitra…
Officer, as per spelling of the name
He might not be lying…
No Sir.
I feel such guys need to be handled by policemen like Notty K…
Notty K?
From Bengal Police? Notty K?
Has that rascal come here also?
Do you know him?
How would I not know him? I know him very well
I would have reached Italy 15 days back if he hadn't come into my life…
He trapped me in a false case and put me behind bars…
Liar...
In an attempt to hide your own faults, you are blaming an honest Police officer…
Sameera,
I think we should call Deben Ghosh once…
What?
What name did you say?
Tathya Mitra?
He looks older but..
… He is still a child.. Where did you guys find him?
But we had received a mail from Bengal Police…
Madam, it was all Notty's planning…
Listen, Listen..
Notty is a big conman
Notty is a big opportunist
Yes, and listen actually,
our SP had once told me…
When you will leave from here, take your deportation order…
You need to leave Italy within one week…
Lady police…
Don't utter a single word..
The fault is mine..
I shouldn't have trusted a rascal like you..
I had been stupid to have fallen in love with you.. Its, it’s all my fault.
You don't deserve anyone's love..
Just get out of my life Notty… just get out…
Lie?
Yes mom..
Lies that can shatter someone's life…
Why son?
Have you lied to someone?
Yes mom..
I have lied to you…
Mom,
I am not an Inspector mom..
I have lied to all of you…
Mom,
I have hurt you a lot, right mom?
Tell me mom, mom
mom
Notu..
Your lie
did hurt me..
But trust me,
Your honesty is giving me even more happiness.
Today my Notu has finally grown up…
But mom,
because of this lie, no one loves me.. I don't deserve anyone's love…
No, No Notu..
If you truly love someone…
And if that person loves you too...
Then this true love is far superior than any lie..
Notu
People in love may do a lot of mistakes.
But true love is never a lie, never
I’ve done the wrong thing
I broke her heart
I am ready to accept my fault today
Laughter what I stole
I have hurt her a lot
Is it possible for me to take that back today?
Storm has come to the heart, can not cope up with it
I am still left to tell you a lot
Heart didn’t listen, he doesn’t know
How to stay away from you
Nothing is more important than you
How can I live without you?
Tell me how?
Wait wait Simi
Please just give me one chance to say what I come to say…
Thank you…
No Marco…please, not another note…
No no… just last one... just let me say this…
Sameera..
I am really sorry..
Please forgive me..
I know you don’t like lies…
But trust me, if I lose you for this one lie,
I would become lonely for my entire life..
Then it will prove that I don't deserve anyone's love…
Marco, who wrote this note?
It doesn’t matter who wrote this?
What matter is that, I want to start a new life with you…
Simi, please will you marry me, please?
No Marco, please, please listen to me…
Please, say yes Simi
Okay
Whatever you might be,
you aren't a liar.
And thus
I will marry you…
Oh thank you, thank you…
But I have a condition…
The marriage needs to be completed soon…
Within the next 7 days..
Yes
All the lights have gone out, the eyes are wet
I will make sure that you are in good condition
All the lights have gone out
The eyes are wet
I will make sure that you are in good condition
Heart cries and finds you
He wants to get closer to you
Day and night can't be spent without you
There is no sleep in two eyes
Heart doesn’t listen, it doesn’t know, How to stay away from you
Nothing is more important than you
How can I live without you?
Tell me how?
Simi,
I need to speak to you about a few things…
I know what you want to speak to me about, mom..
But trust me, I thought about what I am doing…
I am clear about what I am doing
I do not want to think anything differently
Notty, Your passport and other documents…
I don't know how your State government would punish you,
but I have written whatever was true in my report…
and I am not feeling sorry about it…
Officer
Come.
Aunty
Aunty..
An aunty is like a mother
Have you ever thought from a mother's perspective?
I started considering you like my son from the moment you started calling me aunty
But I didn't know you would end up being like this…
No aunty, I didn’t give up.. Trust me, aunty
I wanted to tell all the truth to Sameera, you know why? Because I truly fell in love with Sameera…
I don't want to listen to all this..
All I know is if you love someone, you shouldn't lose that someone whatsoever
I have been learning this all my life
But what did you guys do?
You guys kept drifting away from each other like stubborn individuals
I wasn't being stubborn, aunty
I know everything…
You didn't need to send your message to Sameera through Marco and his note..You should have told her direct
Couldn't you? Tell me..
Tell me Notobor..Couldn't you?
You could have..
But you didn’t
You know why?
Because of your stubborness
Notobor, this dangerous stubborness had separated your SP sir and me away.
It took him 18 years to let go off it
I genuinely want to spend the remaining life with your SP
Tell me one thing honestly
Would you guys ever be able to survive without each other?
No aunty, Trust me.. I wouldn't be able to forget Sameera ever.. I would continue loving her the same way forever
But you still won't go and stand in front of her?
How would I go to her?
My flight is scheduled to depart in some time I have to return
That means you still have some time
Don't you have the slightest faith in your love?
It takes just a second to be hurt and just a second to forget it
If someone misses this second today, it's upto that person to decide when is the best time to correct the mistake
Aunty..
Go to her right away
It was you who found my daughter’s prince charming
And you have also found my husband
And now for your one mistake, I don't want to lose anything else
Aunty, aunty no aunty, trust me, I will get Sameera back… I definitely will
Sir my flight is scheduled after 2 hours… sir I promise I would be back before 2 hours are over
Please sir, let me go, please… sir please
Madam.. What are you doing?
Please save my daughter's life, Mr. Din Dayal.. Please
Okay..
Notty
Your time starts now
Thank you Sir
Hey, let’s go
We are gathered here today to witness the joining of these two love birds in an official matrimony
Mr. Marco Salvador and Miss. Sameera Basu, who is the woman of his dreams and who spend the rest of his life with her
But if there is anyone, has any objection to this marriage, please speak out
Objection has
Yes.. Objection has
This marriage can't take place
Go, everyone get out from here… hey this marriage can’t take place
Hey priest, this marriage can't take place
Lady constable, I have come here to personally apologize to you
I know I had lied a lot to you
But trust me, there are no more lies left
What is left is true love for you
Shut up
Let me marry peacefully
It doesn't look nice
Ask yourself and you will realize that even you love me a lot
No I don't.. I can't ever love a liar like you
I love Marco
You are lying now
You can't love a cartoon like him
Hey Simi, what did he say?
Look..Look..Look
See.. The cartoon doesn't even know that he is a cartoon
I know You love me Sameera.. Leave him
Stop it Notty
Enough is enough
Not anymore
It doesn’t look nice
Come with me please lady constable, come with me
Notty, just get lost
Lady Constable
Alright.. Good
Then go ahead and marry Marco
And I will witness your marriage with Marco
Notty you will leave from here right now Otherwise I will call paul
Always paul paul? Don’t threaten me by calling out paul's name everytime.
I have already spoken to Paul
I still have time
And I will leave from here after I have witnessed your marriage
If you are stubborn, then even I am stubborn
Hey, priest, Go ahead with this marriage
Yes I will sit here and witness your marriage with Marco
Let me see .. Carry on..
My Lady Constable..
What do you mean by YOUR lady constable?
You cheat.. Liar.. Stubborn
You wanted to prove this only, right?
I hate you.. I hate you
Hey, hey, do this later… first we need to catch the flight
Then after we reach Chomkaitola, in front of mom dad, our marriage will happen
Shut up
Lady Constable, Will you wear a 'Benarasi' in our marriage?
Definitely…I have already selected a saree from the shopping mall
Mall? Here in Chomkaitala?
Yes mall, Paytm mall, you can get anything from here
You will have to order from here And that will be delivered to your home
Superb lady constable! You know so much..
Noone will ever be able to spoil your 'Gutil'.
Step aside.. Keep distance
Untill you tell me the meaning of 'Gutil', don't you dare to get cozy with me
If I have to tell you the meaning of 'Gutil', I will end up spoiling our romance 'Gutil'
Very good.. Tell me the meaning of 'Gutil' right now
Do I have to?
Such stubborness!
Yes
Brother, please stop for a second
Actually the meaning of 'Gutil' is very simple.. Actually
Actually
Actually the meaning of 'Gutil' is...
Even I don’t know
Notty
I will kill you Notty
Wait
Sameera finally came back to India but Will SP Sir accept this marriage?
Simi
I missed you daddy
I missed you too daddy
Who is this? You
You are calling me daddy?
Dad, dad listens to me
Wait Simi wait
Dad
Nothing happened
Daddy, daddy what happened?
Daddy
Hands up
Finally he accepted their marriage but
Daddy, Inspector?
Yes Yes..Why not!
Yes, Notty K actually become an Inspector
And Deben Ghosh?
Had been Inspector Deben Ghosh reporting sir
This is the love story of Notty K and Hottie Simi
Everyone please bless them
We just wish that the two of them can live happily ever after
Lady constable
Don’t touch me… You think I have forgotten everything?
I haven't
Now what did I do? Don’t spoil the 'Gutil' of our Marriage now
I will..I will.
I will now spoil the 'Gutil' of our marriage
But why?
Till the day you tell me what 'Gutil' means don’t dare to touch me… and that’s final
Hey, stop, stop, stop
Hey, where is your helmet?
Sorry, sorry sorry
Show me your license
Sorry sir.. I committed a mistake
You have to pay the fine
Sir, paying a fine will spoil my 'Gutil'
Oh..Young man
Where have you been all these days?
Tell me.. tell me what "Gutil' means
Don’t you know what 'Gutil' means?
No, I don't which is why my life is very boring these days
Listen brother, I am newly married
New wife.. But still now I am stuck in my bachelorhood
Brother, please tell me what 'Gutil' means.. please
'Gutil' means..
I don't have the mood right now
Don’t do this brother.. Tell me
I won’t charge a fine against you
Now I will tell you
'Gutil' means GOODWILL
Yes, Goodwill-Goodill-'GUTIL'
It means Fame
It’s very popular in Mednipore.. Nice, isn’t it?
Young man!
Got it!
What?
I have got to know what 'Gutil' means.
Really?
'Gutil' means Goodwill
Really?
Yes
Finally you are laughing which means our life will noe be on track
Hey, wait.. They haven’t gone yet
Bye
And yes
Please don't tell anyone what 'Gutil' means after you walk out of here..
Yes.. Otherwise our 'Gutil' would spoil
Bye